You can sit around hoping aliens will abduct you or you can follow The Scaners patented technique for extraterrestrial visitation. These synth punks from Lyon, France have been perfecting their methodology for several years now, and on their sophomore LP Scaners II, due out March 29th via Dirty Water Records, they deliver proven means for hitching a ride on that visiting UFO.
It’s pretty simple really and might sound like something you’ve tried before– but the real tool to get you over the top here is this new track from The Scaners, “Please Abduct Me.” Think of it as a positive affirmation to pilot your goals into outer space with your new cosmic buddies by your side.
So, with the cut cranked to 11, stand in front of a mirror in a darkened room. Close your eyes and count backward from 10 to 1 and then open your eyes and stare into the mirror saying, “Please abduct me.” Now, with eyes closed again, spin around once more until you face the mirror with eyes open and repeat again, “Please abduct me.” You’re almost there now! Spin and repeat your affirmation a final time–but with eyes closed. Now, open them slowly and observe the googly-eyed alien standing behind your left shoulder. If that doesn’t work, just watch the video below…
